NORTHANGER ABBEY
PART 6
CHAPTER 13
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and
Saturday have now passed in review before the reader; the events of each day,
its hopes and fears, mortifications and pleasures, have been separately stated,
and the pangs of Sunday only now remain to be described, and close the week.
The Clifton scheme had been deferred, not relinquished, and on the afternoon's
crescent of this day, it was brought forward again. In a private consultation
between Isabella and James, the former of whom had particularly set her heart
upon going, and the latter no less anxiously placed his upon pleasing her, it
was agreed that, provided the weather were fair, the party should take place on
the following morning; and they were to set off very early, in order to be at
home in good time. The affair thus determined, and Thorpe's approbation
secured, Catherine only remained to be apprised of it. She had left them for a
few minutes to speak to Miss Tilney. In that interval the plan was completed,
and as soon as she came again, her agreement was demanded; but instead of the
gay acquiescence expected by Isabella, Catherine looked grave, was very sorry,
but could not go. The engagement which ought to have kept her from joining in
the former attempt would make it impossible for her to accompany them now. She
had that moment settled with Miss Tilney to take their proposed walk tomorrow;
it was quite determined, and she would not, upon any account, retract. But that
she must and should retract was instantly the eager cry of both the Thorpes; they
must go to Clifton tomorrow, they would not go without her, it would be nothing
to put off a mere walk for one day longer, and they would not hear of a
refusal. Catherine was distressed, but not subdued. "Do not urge me,
Isabella. I am engaged to Miss Tilney. I cannot go." This availed nothing.
The same arguments assailed her again; she must go, she should go, and they
would not hear of a refusal. "It would be so easy to tell Miss Tilney that
you had just been reminded of a prior engagement, and must only beg to put off
the walk till Tuesday."
"No, it would not be easy. I could not do it.
There has been no prior engagement." But Isabella became only more and
more urgent, calling on her in the most affectionate manner, addressing her by
the most endearing names. She was sure her dearest, sweetest Catherine would
not seriously refuse such a trifling request to a friend who loved her so
dearly. She knew her beloved Catherine to have so feeling a heart, so sweet a
temper, to be so easily persuaded by those she loved. But all in vain;
Catherine felt herself to be in the right, and though pained by such tender,
such flattering supplication, could not allow it to influence her. Isabella
then tried another method. She reproached her with having more affection for
Miss Tilney, though she had known her so little a while, than for her best and
oldest friends, with being grown cold and indifferent, in short, towards
herself. "I cannot help being jealous, Catherine, when I see myself
slighted for strangers, I, who love you so excessively! When once my affections
are placed, it is not in the power of anything to change them. But I believe my
feelings are stronger than anybody's; I am sure they are too strong for my own
peace; and to see myself supplanted in your friendship by strangers does cut me
to the quick, I own. These Tilneys seem to swallow up everything else."
Catherine thought this reproach equally strange and
unkind. Was it the part of a friend thus to expose her feelings to the notice
of others? Isabella appeared to her ungenerous and selfish, regardless of
everything but her own gratification. These painful ideas crossed her mind,
though she said nothing. Isabella, in the meanwhile, had applied her
handkerchief to her eyes; and Morland, miserable at such a sight, could not
help saying, "Nay, Catherine. I think you cannot stand out any longer now.
The sacrifice is not much; and to oblige such a friend—I shall think you quite
unkind, if you still refuse."
This was the first time of her brother's openly
siding against her, and anxious to avoid his displeasure, she proposed a
compromise. If they would only put off their scheme till Tuesday, which they
might easily do, as it depended only on themselves, she could go with them, and
everybody might then be satisfied. But "No, no, no!" was the
immediate answer; "that could not be, for Thorpe did not know that he
might not go to town on Tuesday." Catherine was sorry, but could do no
more; and a short silence ensued, which was broken by Isabella, who in a voice
of cold resentment said, "Very well, then there is an end of the party. If
Catherine does not go, I cannot. I cannot be the only woman. I would not, upon
any account in the world, do so improper a thing."
"Catherine, you must go," said James.
"But why cannot Mr. Thorpe drive one of his
other sisters? I dare say either of them would like to go."
"Thank ye," cried Thorpe, "but I did
not come to Bath to drive my sisters about, and look like a fool. No, if you do
not go, d—— me if I do. I only go for the sake of driving you."
"That is a compliment which gives me no
pleasure." But her words were lost on Thorpe, who had turned abruptly
away.
The three others still continued together, walking
in a most uncomfortable manner to poor Catherine; sometimes not a word was said,
sometimes she was again attacked with supplications or reproaches, and her arm
was still linked within Isabella's, though their hearts were at war. At one
moment she was softened, at another irritated; always distressed, but always
steady.
"I did not think you had been so obstinate,
Catherine," said James; "you were not used to be so hard to persuade;
you once were the kindest, best-tempered of my sisters."
"I hope I am not less so now," she
replied, very feelingly; "but indeed I cannot go. If I am wrong, I am
doing what I believe to be right."
"I suspect," said Isabella, in a low
voice, "there is no great struggle."
Catherine's heart swelled; she drew away her arm,
and Isabella made no opposition. Thus passed a long ten minutes, till they were
again joined by Thorpe, who, coming to them with a gayer look, said,
"Well, I have settled the matter, and now we may all go tomorrow with a
safe conscience. I have been to Miss Tilney, and made your excuses."
"You have not!" cried Catherine.
"I have, upon my soul. Left her this moment.
Told her you had sent me to say that, having just recollected a prior
engagement of going to Clifton with us tomorrow, you could not have the
pleasure of walking with her till Tuesday. She said very well, Tuesday was just
as convenient to her; so there is an end of all our difficulties. A pretty good
thought of mine—hey?"
Isabella's countenance was once more all smiles and
good humour, and James too looked happy again.
"A most heavenly thought indeed! Now, my sweet
Catherine, all our distresses are over; you are honourably acquitted, and we
shall have a most delightful party."
"This will not do," said Catherine;
"I cannot submit to this. I must run after Miss Tilney directly and set
her right."
Isabella, however, caught hold of one hand, Thorpe
of the other, and remonstrances poured in from all three. Even James was quite
angry. When everything was settled, when Miss Tilney herself said that Tuesday
would suit her as well, it was quite ridiculous, quite absurd, to make any further
objection.
"I do not care. Mr. Thorpe had no business to
invent any such message. If I had thought it right to put it off, I could have
spoken to Miss Tilney myself. This is only doing it in a ruder way; and how do
I know that Mr. Thorpe has—He may be mistaken again perhaps; he led me into one
act of rudeness by his mistake on Friday. Let me go, Mr. Thorpe; Isabella, do
not hold me."
Thorpe told her it would be in vain to go after the
Tilneys; they were turning the corner into Brock Street, when he had overtaken
them, and were at home by this time.
"Then I will go after them," said
Catherine; "wherever they are I will go after them. It does not signify
talking. If I could not be persuaded into doing what I thought wrong, I never
will be tricked into it." And with these words she broke away and hurried
off. Thorpe would have darted after her, but Morland withheld him. "Let
her go, let her go, if she will go."
"She is as obstinate as—"
Thorpe never finished the simile, for it could
hardly have been a proper one.
Away walked Catherine in great agitation, as fast
as the crowd would permit her, fearful of being pursued, yet determined to
persevere. As she walked, she reflected on what had passed. It was painful to
her to disappoint and displease them, particularly to displease her brother;
but she could not repent her resistance. Setting her own inclination apart, to
have failed a second time in her engagement to Miss Tilney, to have retracted a
promise voluntarily made only five minutes before, and on a false pretence too,
must have been wrong. She had not been withstanding them on selfish principles
alone, she had not consulted merely her own gratification; that might have been
ensured in some degree by the excursion itself, by seeing Blaize Castle; no, she
had attended to what was due to others, and to her own character in their
opinion. Her conviction of being right, however, was not enough to restore her
composure; till she had spoken to Miss Tilney she could not be at ease; and
quickening her pace when she got clear of the Crescent, she almost ran over the
remaining ground till she gained the top of Milsom Street. So rapid had been
her movements that in spite of the Tilneys' advantage in the outset, they were
but just turning into their lodgings as she came within view of them; and the
servant still remaining at the open door, she used only the ceremony of saying
that she must speak with Miss Tilney that moment, and hurrying by him proceeded
upstairs. Then, opening the first door before her, which happened to be the
right, she immediately found herself in the drawing-room with General Tilney,
his son, and daughter. Her explanation, defective only in being—from her
irritation of nerves and shortness of breath—no explanation at all, was
instantly given. "I am come in a great hurry—It was all a mistake—I never
promised to go—I told them from the first I could not go.—I ran away in a great
hurry to explain it.—I did not care what you thought of me.—I would not stay
for the servant."
The business, however, though not perfectly
elucidated by this speech, soon ceased to be a puzzle. Catherine found that
John Thorpe had given the message; and Miss Tilney had no scruple in owning
herself greatly surprised by it. But whether her brother had still exceeded her
in resentment, Catherine, though she instinctively addressed herself as much to
one as to the other in her vindication, had no means of knowing. Whatever might
have been felt before her arrival, her eager declarations immediately made every
look and sentence as friendly as she could desire.
The affair thus happily settled, she was introduced
by Miss Tilney to her father, and received by him with such ready, such
solicitous politeness as recalled Thorpe's information to her mind, and made
her think with pleasure that he might be sometimes depended on. To such anxious
attention was the general's civility carried, that not aware of her
extraordinary swiftness in entering the house, he was quite angry with the
servant whose neglect had reduced her to open the door of the apartment
herself. "What did William mean by it? He should make a point of inquiring
into the matter." And if Catherine had not most warmly asserted his
innocence, it seemed likely that William would lose the favour of his master
forever, if not his place, by her rapidity.
After sitting with them a quarter of an hour, she
rose to take leave, and was then most agreeably surprised by General Tilney's
asking her if she would do his daughter the honour of dining and spending the rest
of the day with her. Miss Tilney added her own wishes. Catherine was greatly
obliged; but it was quite out of her power. Mr. and Mrs. Allen would expect her
back every moment. The general declared he could say no more; the claims of Mr.
and Mrs. Allen were not to be superseded; but on some other day he trusted,
when longer notice could be given, they would not refuse to spare her to her
friend. "Oh, no; Catherine was sure they would not have the least
objection, and she should have great pleasure in coming." The general
attended her himself to the street-door, saying everything gallant as they went
downstairs, admiring the elasticity of her walk, which corresponded exactly
with the spirit of her dancing, and making her one of the most graceful bows
she had ever beheld, when they parted.
Catherine, delighted by all that had passed,
proceeded gaily to Pulteney Street, walking, as she concluded, with great
elasticity, though she had never thought of it before. She reached home without
seeing anything more of the offended party; and now that she had been
triumphant throughout, had carried her point, and was secure of her walk, she
began (as the flutter of her spirits subsided) to doubt whether she had been
perfectly right. A sacrifice was always noble; and if she had given way to
their entreaties, she should have been spared the distressing idea of a friend
displeased, a brother angry, and a scheme of great happiness to both destroyed,
perhaps through her means. To ease her mind, and ascertain by the opinion of an
unprejudiced person what her own conduct had really been, she took occasion to
mention before Mr. Allen the half-settled scheme of her brother and the Thorpes
for the following day. Mr. Allen caught at it directly. "Well," said
he, "and do you think of going too?"
"No; I had just engaged myself to walk with
Miss Tilney before they told me of it; and therefore you know I could not go
with them, could I?"
"No, certainly not; and I am glad you do not
think of it. These schemes are not at all the thing. Young men and women
driving about the country in open carriages! Now and then it is very well; but
going to inns and public places together! It is not right; and I wonder Mrs.
Thorpe should allow it. I am glad you do not think of going; I am sure Mrs. Morland
would not be pleased. Mrs. Allen, are not you of my way of thinking? Do not you
think these kind of projects objectionable?"
"Yes, very much so indeed. Open carriages are
nasty things. A clean gown is not five minutes' wear in them. You are splashed getting
in and getting out; and the wind takes your hair and your bonnet in every
direction. I hate an open carriage myself."
"I know you do; but that is not the question.
Do not you think it has an odd appearance, if young ladies are frequently
driven about in them by young men, to whom they are not even related?"
"Yes, my dear, a very odd appearance indeed. I
cannot bear to see it."
"Dear madam," cried Catherine, "then
why did not you tell me so before? I am sure if I had known it to be improper,
I would not have gone with Mr. Thorpe at all; but I always hoped you would tell
me, if you thought I was doing wrong."
"And so I should, my dear, you may depend on
it; for as I told Mrs. Morland at parting, I would always do the best for you
in my power. But one must not be over particular. Young people will be young
people, as your good mother says herself. You know I wanted you, when we first
came, not to buy that sprigged muslin, but you would. Young people do not like
to be always thwarted."
"But this was something of real consequence;
and I do not think you would have found me hard to persuade."
"As far as it has gone hitherto, there is no
harm done," said Mr. Allen; "and I would only advise you, my dear,
not to go out with Mr. Thorpe any more."
"That is just what I was going to say,"
added his wife.
Catherine, relieved for herself, felt uneasy for
Isabella, and after a moment's thought, asked Mr. Allen whether it would not be
both proper and kind in her to write to Miss Thorpe, and explain the indecorum
of which she must be as insensible as herself; for she considered that Isabella
might otherwise perhaps be going to Clifton the next day, in spite of what had
passed. Mr. Allen, however, discouraged her from doing any such thing.
"You had better leave her alone, my dear; she is old enough to know what
she is about, and if not, has a mother to advise her. Mrs. Thorpe is too
indulgent beyond a doubt; but, however, you had better not interfere. She and
your brother choose to go, and you will be only getting ill will."
Catherine submitted, and though sorry to think that
Isabella should be doing wrong, felt greatly relieved by Mr. Allen's
approbation of her own conduct, and truly rejoiced to be preserved by his
advice from the danger of falling into such an error herself. Her escape from
being one of the party to Clifton was now an escape indeed; for what would the
Tilneys have thought of her, if she had broken her promise to them in order to
do what was wrong in itself, if she had been guilty of one breach of propriety,
only to enable her to be guilty of another?
CHAPTER 14
The next morning was fair, and Catherine almost
expected another attack from the assembled party. With Mr. Allen to support
her, she felt no dread of the event: but she would gladly be spared a contest,
where victory itself was painful, and was heartily rejoiced therefore at
neither seeing nor hearing anything of them. The Tilneys called for her at the
appointed time; and no new difficulty arising, no sudden recollection, no
unexpected summons, no impertinent intrusion to disconcert their measures, my
heroine was most unnaturally able to fulfil her engagement, though it was made with
the hero himself. They determined on walking round Beechen Cliff, that noble
hill whose beautiful verdure and hanging coppice render it so striking an
object from almost every opening in Bath.
"I never look at it," said Catherine, as
they walked along the side of the river, "without thinking of the south of
France."
"You have been abroad then?" said Henry,
a little surprised.
"Oh! No, I only mean what I have read about.
It always puts me in mind of the country that Emily and her father travelled
through, in The Mysteries of Udolpho. But you never read novels, I dare
say?"
"Why not?"
"Because they are not clever enough for
you—gentlemen read better books."
"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has
not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. I have read all Mrs.
Radcliffe's works, and most of them with great pleasure. The Mysteries of
Udolpho, when I had once begun it, I could not lay down again; I remember
finishing it in two days—my hair standing on end the whole time."
"Yes," added Miss Tilney, "and I
remember that you undertook to read it aloud to me, and that when I was called
away for only five minutes to answer a note, instead of waiting for me, you
took the volume into the Hermitage Walk, and I was obliged to stay till you had
finished it."
"Thank you, Eleanor—a most honourable
testimony. You see, Miss Morland, the injustice of your suspicions. Here was I,
in my eagerness to get on, refusing to wait only five minutes for my sister,
breaking the promise I had made of reading it aloud, and keeping her in
suspense at a most interesting part, by running away with the volume, which,
you are to observe, was her own, particularly her own. I am proud when I
reflect on it, and I think it must establish me in your good opinion."
"I am very glad to hear it indeed, and now I
shall never be ashamed of liking Udolpho myself. But I really thought before,
young men despised novels amazingly."
"It is amazingly; it may well suggest
amazement if they do—for they read nearly as many as women. I myself have read
hundreds and hundreds. Do not imagine that you can cope with me in a knowledge
of Julias and Louisas. If we proceed to particulars, and engage in the
never-ceasing inquiry of 'Have you read this?' and 'Have you read that?' I
shall soon leave you as far behind me as—what shall I say?—I want an
appropriate simile.—as far as your friend Emily herself left poor Valancourt
when she went with her aunt into Italy. Consider how many years I have had the
start of you. I had entered on my studies at Oxford, while you were a good
little girl working your sampler at home!"
"Not very good, I am afraid. But now really,
do not you think Udolpho the nicest book in the world?"
"The nicest—by which I suppose you mean the
neatest. That must depend upon the binding."
"Henry," said Miss Tilney, "you are
very impertinent. Miss Morland, he is treating you exactly as he does his
sister. He is forever finding fault with me, for some incorrectness of
language, and now he is taking the same liberty with you. The word 'nicest,' as
you used it, did not suit him; and you had better change it as soon as you can,
or we shall be overpowered with Johnson and Blair all the rest of the
way."
"I am sure," cried Catherine, "I did
not mean to say anything wrong; but it is a nice book, and why should not I
call it so?"
"Very true," said Henry, "and this
is a very nice day, and we are taking a very nice walk, and you are two very
nice young ladies. Oh! It is a very nice word indeed! It does for everything.
Originally perhaps it was applied only to express neatness, propriety,
delicacy, or refinement—people were nice in their dress, in their sentiments,
or their choice. But now every commendation on every subject is comprised in
that one word."
"While, in fact," cried his sister,
"it ought only to be applied to you, without any commendation at all. You
are more nice than wise. Come, Miss Morland, let us leave him to meditate over
our faults in the utmost propriety of diction, while we praise Udolpho in
whatever terms we like best. It is a most interesting work. You are fond of
that kind of reading?"
"To say the truth, I do not much like any
other."
"Indeed!"
"That is, I can read poetry and plays, and
things of that sort, and do not dislike travels. But history, real solemn
history, I cannot be interested in. Can you?"
"Yes, I am fond of history."
"I wish I were too. I read it a little as a
duty, but it tells me nothing that does not either vex or weary me. The
quarrels of popes and kings, with wars or pestilences, in every page; the men
all so good for nothing, and hardly any women at all—it is very tiresome: and
yet I often think it odd that it should be so dull, for a great deal of it must
be invention. The speeches that are put into the heroes' mouths, their thoughts
and designs—the chief of all this must be invention, and invention is what
delights me in other books."
"Historians, you think," said Miss
Tilney, "are not happy in their flights of fancy. They display imagination
without raising interest. I am fond of history—and am very well contented to
take the false with the true. In the principal facts they have sources of
intelligence in former histories and records, which may be as much depended on,
I conclude, as anything that does not actually pass under one's own
observation; and as for the little embellishments you speak of, they are
embellishments, and I like them as such. If a speech be well drawn up, I read
it with pleasure, by whomsoever it may be made—and probably with much greater,
if the production of Mr. Hume or Mr. Robertson, than if the genuine words of
Caractacus, Agricola, or Alfred the Great."
"You are fond of history! And so are Mr. Allen
and my father; and I have two brothers who do not dislike it. So many instances
within my small circle of friends is remarkable! At this rate, I shall not pity
the writers of history any longer. If people like to read their books, it is
all very well, but to be at so much trouble in filling great volumes, which, as
I used to think, nobody would willingly ever look into, to be labouring only
for the torment of little boys and girls, always struck me as a hard fate; and
though I know it is all very right and necessary, I have often wondered at the
person's courage that could sit down on purpose to do it."
"That little boys and girls should be
tormented," said Henry, "is what no one at all acquainted with human
nature in a civilized state can deny; but in behalf of our most distinguished
historians, I must observe that they might well be offended at being supposed
to have no higher aim, and that by their method and style, they are perfectly
well qualified to torment readers of the most advanced reason and mature time
of life. I use the verb 'to torment,' as I observed to be your own method,
instead of 'to instruct,' supposing them to be now admitted as
synonymous."
"You think me foolish to call instruction a
torment, but if you had been as much used as myself to hear poor little children
first learning their letters and then learning to spell, if you had ever seen
how stupid they can be for a whole morning together, and how tired my poor
mother is at the end of it, as I am in the habit of seeing almost every day of
my life at home, you would allow that 'to torment' and 'to instruct' might
sometimes be used as synonymous words."
"Very probably. But historians are not
accountable for the difficulty of learning to read; and even you yourself, who
do not altogether seem particularly friendly to very severe, very intense
application, may perhaps be brought to acknowledge that it is very well
worth-while to be tormented for two or three years of one's life, for the sake
of being able to read all the rest of it. Consider—if reading had not been
taught, Mrs. Radcliffe would have written in vain—or perhaps might not have
written at all."
Catherine assented—and a very warm panegyric from
her on that lady's merits closed the subject. The Tilneys were soon engaged in
another on which she had nothing to say. They were viewing the country with the
eyes of persons accustomed to drawing, and decided on its capability of being
formed into pictures, with all the eagerness of real taste. Here Catherine was
quite lost. She knew nothing of drawing—nothing of taste: and she listened to
them with an attention which brought her little profit, for they talked in
phrases which conveyed scarcely any idea to her. The little which she could
understand, however, appeared to contradict the very few notions she had entertained
on the matter before. It seemed as if a good view were no longer to be taken
from the top of an high hill, and that a clear blue sky was no longer a proof
of a fine day. She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance. A misplaced shame.
Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a
well-informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity
of others, which a sensible person would always wish to avoid. A woman
especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it
as well as she can.
The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful girl
have been already set forth by the capital pen of a sister author; and to her
treatment of the subject I will only add, in justice to men, that though to the
larger and more trifling part of the sex, imbecility in females is a great
enhancement of their personal charms, there is a portion of them too reasonable
and too well informed themselves to desire anything more in woman than
ignorance. But Catherine did not know her own advantages—did not know that a
good-looking girl, with an affectionate heart and a very ignorant mind, cannot
fail of attracting a clever young man, unless circumstances are particularly
untoward. In the present instance, she confessed and lamented her want of
knowledge, declared that she would give anything in the world to be able to
draw; and a lecture on the picturesque immediately followed, in which his
instructions were so clear that she soon began to see beauty in everything admired
by him, and her attention was so earnest that he became perfectly satisfied of
her having a great deal of natural taste. He talked of foregrounds, distances,
and second distances—side-screens and perspectives—lights and shades; and
Catherine was so hopeful a scholar that when they gained the top of Beechen
Cliff, she voluntarily rejected the whole city of Bath as unworthy to make part
of a landscape. Delighted with her progress, and fearful of wearying her with
too much wisdom at once, Henry suffered the subject to decline, and by an easy
transition from a piece of rocky fragment and the withered oak which he had
placed near its summit, to oaks in general, to forests, the enclosure of them,
waste lands, crown lands and government, he shortly found himself arrived at
politics; and from politics, it was an easy step to silence. The general pause
which succeeded his short disquisition on the state of the nation was put an
end to by Catherine, who, in rather a solemn tone of voice, uttered these
words, "I have heard that something very shocking indeed will soon come
out in London."
Miss Tilney, to whom this was chiefly addressed,
was startled, and hastily replied, "Indeed! And of what nature?"
"That I do not know, nor who is the author. I
have only heard that it is to be more horrible than anything we have met with
yet."
"Good heaven! Where could you hear of such a
thing?"
"A particular friend of mine had an account of
it in a letter from London yesterday. It is to be uncommonly dreadful. I shall
expect murder and everything of the kind."
"You speak with astonishing composure! But I
hope your friend's accounts have been exaggerated; and if such a design is
known beforehand, proper measures will undoubtedly be taken by government to
prevent its coming to effect."
"Government," said Henry, endeavouring
not to smile, "neither desires nor dares to interfere in such matters.
There must be murder; and government cares not how much."
The ladies stared. He laughed, and added,
"Come, shall I make you understand each other, or leave you to puzzle out
an explanation as you can? No—I will be noble. I will prove myself a man, no
less by the generosity of my soul than the clearness of my head. I have no
patience with such of my sex as disdain to let themselves sometimes down to the
comprehension of yours. Perhaps the abilities of women are neither sound nor
acute—neither vigorous nor keen. Perhaps they may want observation,
discernment, judgment, fire, genius, and wit."
"Miss Morland, do not mind what he says; but
have the goodness to satisfy me as to this dreadful riot."
"Riot! What riot?"
"My dear Eleanor, the riot is only in your own
brain. The confusion there is scandalous. Miss Morland has been talking of
nothing more dreadful than a new publication which is shortly to come out, in
three duodecimo volumes, two hundred and seventy-six pages in each, with a
frontispiece to the first, of two tombstones and a lantern—do you understand?
And you, Miss Morland—my stupid sister has mistaken all your clearest
expressions. You talked of expected horrors in London—and instead of instantly
conceiving, as any rational creature would have done, that such words could
relate only to a circulating library, she immediately pictured to herself a mob
of three thousand men assembling in St. George's Fields, the Bank attacked, the
Tower threatened, the streets of London flowing with blood, a detachment of the
Twelfth Light Dragoons (the hopes of the nation) called up from Northampton to
quell the insurgents, and the gallant Captain Frederick Tilney, in the moment
of charging at the head of his troop, knocked off his horse by a brickbat from
an upper window. Forgive her stupidity. The fears of the sister have added to
the weakness of the woman; but she is by no means a simpleton in general."
Catherine looked grave. "And now, Henry,"
said Miss Tilney, "that you have made us understand each other, you may as
well make Miss Morland understand yourself—unless you mean to have her think
you intolerably rude to your sister, and a great brute in your opinion of women
in general. Miss Morland is not used to your odd ways."
"I shall be most happy to make her better
acquainted with them."
"No doubt; but that is no explanation of the
present."
"What am I to do?"
"You know what you ought to do. Clear your
character handsomely before her. Tell her that you think very highly of the
understanding of women."
"Miss Morland, I think very highly of the
understanding of all the women in the world—especially of those—whoever they
may be—with whom I happen to be in company."
"That is not enough. Be more serious."
"Miss Morland, no one can think more highly of
the understanding of women than I do. In my opinion, nature has given them so
much that they never find it necessary to use more than half."
"We shall get nothing more serious from him
now, Miss Morland. He is not in a sober mood. But I do assure you that he must
be entirely misunderstood, if he can ever appear to say an unjust thing of any
woman at all, or an unkind one of me."
It was no effort to Catherine to believe that Henry
Tilney could never be wrong. His manner might sometimes surprise, but his
meaning must always be just: and what she did not understand, she was almost as
ready to admire, as what she did. The whole walk was delightful, and though it
ended too soon, its conclusion was delightful too; her friends attended her
into the house, and Miss Tilney, before they parted, addressing herself with
respectful form, as much to Mrs. Allen as to Catherine, petitioned for the
pleasure of her company to dinner on the day after the next. No difficulty was
made on Mrs. Allen's side, and the only difficulty on Catherine's was in
concealing the excess of her pleasure.
The morning had passed away so charmingly as to
banish all her friendship and natural affection, for no thought of Isabella or
James had crossed her during their walk. When the Tilneys were gone, she became
amiable again, but she was amiable for some time to little effect; Mrs. Allen
had no intelligence to give that could relieve her anxiety; she had heard
nothing of any of them. Towards the end of the morning, however, Catherine,
having occasion for some indispensable yard of ribbon which must be bought
without a moment's delay, walked out into the town, and in Bond Street overtook
the second Miss Thorpe as she was loitering towards Edgar's Buildings between
two of the sweetest girls in the world, who had been her dear friends all the
morning. From her, she soon learned that the party to Clifton had taken place.
"They set off at eight this morning," said Miss Anne, "and I am
sure I do not envy them their drive. I think you and I are very well off to be
out of the scrape. It must be the dullest thing in the world, for there is not
a soul at Clifton at this time of year. Belle went with your brother, and John
drove Maria."
Catherine spoke the pleasure she really felt on
hearing this part of the arrangement.
"Oh! yes," rejoined the other,
"Maria is gone. She was quite wild to go. She thought it would be
something very fine. I cannot say I admire her taste; and for my part, I was
determined from the first not to go, if they pressed me ever so much."
Catherine, a little doubtful of this, could not
help answering, "I wish you could have gone too. It is a pity you could
not all go."
"Thank you; but it is quite a matter of
indifference to me. Indeed, I would not have gone on any account. I was saying
so to Emily and Sophia when you overtook us."
Catherine was still unconvinced; but glad that Anne
should have the friendship of an Emily and a Sophia to console her, she bade
her adieu without much uneasiness, and returned home, pleased that the party
had not been prevented by her refusing to join it, and very heartily wishing
that it might be too pleasant to allow either James or Isabella to resent her
resistance any longer.